Paul “Wingman” Metheney

Team Commander, Manager & Bottle Washer

paul@TangoAlpha2.com
Weapons: SP-8
Area: Charlotte, NC
Age: Broken

I spend 14 to 16 hours every day in front of a computer. When Saturday rolls around, I have a burning desire to shoot something. It could be you… or you could be someone on our team… or both!

My weaknesses are my perfect physical conditioning, youth and a wicked bad temper which usually only comes out when dealing with computer cables or when being overshot by someone too overeager to look for a gun in the air. Shoot me or outplay me and I will be the first to shake your hand and congratulate you. Overshoot or short shoot me and I will go off on you like a Tourrette’s Syndrome sailor! Is this a good thing? No. Is it the truth? Sadly, yes. Hopefully in time, medical science will come up for a cure for my temper and moronic overshooting. Hell!! They cured Herpes right?        No? Oh well.

My key skills are a little more logistical and tactical. In other words, I’m slow, old and better at talking trash and being a target. The good news is I get to do both. I’ve got 25 years of management, organizational and marketing skills that I bring to the party. And coincidentally, a website business. Don’t judge our design skills by this site, remember I did this with a broken shoulder and one left hand. Literally with one hand tied behind my back. It doesn’t suck too bad for someone who designed it pushing on the computer keys with a pencil in his mouth. The “Wingman” call sign came from the broken shoulder achieved in paintball and it beats the hell out of “Old Crippled Guy” which was their number two choice for me.

I love paintball because what could be more fun than hunting something that hunts you back! Why don’t you come out this weekend and see how much fun you can have getting shot at! Even if you are on our team!