Shane Jenkins, of the Carolina Sabers, has opened up Scenario Scene Paintball, an online apparel store for woodsball enthusiasts. However… this is not your usual woodsball camo gear. These are tees and hoodies with custom artwork designed spefically for the scenario players. Categories include The Monday After, Position Titles, Scenario Shout Outs, and more. This is some genuinely funny stuff. Each item carries that little bit of attitude that all paintball players have. Maybe it comes from carrying around semi-automatic guns. Maybe we’re just defective.

Anyway, check out his store at http://www.cafepress.com/sspaintball and tell them you heard it from TangoAlpha2.com! We don’t make any money, but it makes us feel good people are talking about us without using words like “dirtbags” and “nancy-boys”!