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Cows vs. Turkeys - Boss Paintball, Nov 29th
Saturday, Nov. 29th, (yes, Thanksgiving weekend!), Boss Paintball in Locust NC is hosting “Cows Vs. Turkeys“. The batle for who will be America’s favorite food wages on and only the tender will be sacrificed! The game promises to be a lot of fun for players of all ages and skills. Read more….
Storyline:
Another Thanksgiving had come and gone in America. Turkeys all across the nation rallied from the devastating losses of yet another Holiday, and steeled themselves for Christmas. Turkeys everywhere tried to hide themselves and their families in the hopes that they would survive the bloodshed awaiting them in December.
A young, charismatic Turkey suddenly appeared and began speaking to the Turkeys about changing their fates. He soon gained supporters across the nation and his message was spread everywhere. He promised peace and escape, he promised the locating of a utopia, a haven where Turkeykind could be free and equal, and would all work together to support one another….where your eggs are really your neighbors eggs and so forth and so on.
In the end it didn’t really matter what he said; these were, after all, just dumb turkeys. But they listened to his wonderful and hopeful speeches and made him their leader. It soon became apparent however, that Turkeykind could not simply vanish, especially since they were all being kept so close to Man in preparations for Christmas, and so a devious plan was….hatched….. The turkeys would seek out Man’s other favorite food….beef. If the turkeys could make an extravagent dinner, using beef, then their escape would be easier. The only thing was…..they were going to need a lot of beef.
It wasn’t long until the Cows got wind of this, and they found the idea udderly ridiculous, steaks for Christmas? Man surely wouldn’t go for this….would he? The Cows looked around at how many Steakhouses there were across the country, and how few restaurants specializing solely in Turkey there were. And so, slowly, the consensus of the cow nation mooved to war…….
Come out on November 29th and fight for your dinner.
Field fees are $15 which include your all day air. Field paint only please. Field paint starts at $15 per bag of 500 rounds. Game on at 10AM and Briefing begins at 930AM Sharp, don’t be late! Thanks, and we hope to see you out there.


